Beagle in the City #14

Simon: Hey dad. What are you doing?

Ethan: Writing a letter for mom. 

Simon: (((sighs)) I miss her so much. 

Ethan: Me too,buddy. 

Simon: I like our pack. We have a good pack. 

Ethan: it’s only cool because mom is in it. Trust me. 

Simon: is it true that you couldn’t cook before mom?

Ethan: well, I burned things. But only difficult things. Like pizza and popcorn, a lot of water. 

Simon : When does she come home?

Ethan: in  just a few hours 

Simon: Oh that’s sooo many days. 

Ethan: I know, buddy. 

Beagle in the City #13

Simon : it was a dark and stormy night…

Ethan: Be still.

Simon: shh dad…I feel  art coming on…

Ethan: Simon what are you doing?   
Simon:  (((sighs)))

Simon: my bowl, it’s empty…surely I will never eat again!

Ethan: good job. We’re having spaghetti. 

Simon: it looks likes worms…

Ethan: well, it’s a good thing you’re not eating then. 

Simon: I don’t want any, I’ve had that meal before. 

Ethan: you need to stop hanging out with the cat. 

Simon: Hey! Where’s your yellow sock?

Ethan: I don’t know…why?

Simon: ok I’m just making sure you still haven’t found it. 

Ethan: hey! Wait a minute !

Simon: Skills dad. I’ve gotta keep them sharp. 

Beagle in the City #12

Simon: What’s in the box!

Ethan: a typewriter. 

Simon: I need to smell it! 

 I’m sitting 


show me how to help, I can use my nose.

Ethan: It’s easy. Like this. My old one was the first journalism typewriter. Silent and light for the Second World War. Really cool. 

Simon: That’s cool dad. What’s a typewriter?

Ethan: it’s right here. 

Simon: PERSON! in the hall! PERSON!! 

Ethan : ….

Simon: I am your protector dad! Protecting.

Ethan: Ok. Did the mail run today?

Simon: Oh yeah! They left me a treat and everything! 

Ethan: Ok smile for mom.

Simon: I’m not smiling. 


Ethan: You know you want to smile. 

Simon:  I’m 30lbs I’m kind of hungry. I only ate three times today. 

Ethan: We will eat manwhiches after this. Now smile.

Simon: manwhiches!!!

Ethan: See that wasn’t so hard.

Simon: Sorcery…