The one about the face
Can we talk about something??
Trends maybe?
Such as women…shaving their Face
Yes,women do this. It is a new #trend
One that I do not understand
It is supposed to exfoliate the skin
And help with makeup
And they are — apparently
Worried about invisible hairs that drive their men crazy…
Ok,I have to say.
As a dude. I hate,hate shaving.which is why I have a beard. It is not exfoliating.
It is painful.You scrape off skin and hair with a blade…everyday for 45 55 years? Your face? now a leather product my friend….
And it burns..even the cold side of the pillow is against you…
And peach fuzz??
Microscopic lip hairs?
Your guy has a lot of hidden issues if he’s noticing things like that….
There’s a lot more you two should be talking about.
But seriously
We hate shaving
And for some reason it’s always really a masculine thing that guys do in movies…
But let me tell you
We havent felt like Captain America whilst shaving,since that first time we shaved when we were 7 …Ever since then …it’s just another burden…like going to the bathroom after coffee.We don’t even think about it.
So in essence
It doesn’t make sense
That women-who probably shave a lot more areas than guys anyway… would just be like: “well, here’s an area we haven’t shaved before. Let’s add this to the list.it already takes so damn long anyway.”
If you want to shave once…go for it…
Everyone does it.
It’s not like your face is going to awaken from the sudden exfoliation and grow a beard from it.
But after that,remember,your face looks,Devine.
The one about Laundry
My girlfriend,she’s a nurse
she finds it weird that I clean ALL her uniforms together. Nothing else gets put in that load of laundry.
And I’ll tell you why.
Its because I don’t know what’s on there.
And I’m a pretty calm, average,nervous american person…
If I can see the germs I’m good.
Sometimes slow at comprehending my own demise…
Like that guy who was all like: WebMD my ribs are sticking out is this bad …
I’m right in there with you,man.
Like a marine.
But it’s the things that I —can’t see.
they talk to me
Always,in John Mulaneys voice too …
“I have aids,I have Ebola,I have Lupus and one more thing…that nobody’s even discovered yet.”
So that –all that gets washed,one load,all together.Every time.
And that doesn’t make me an obsessive compulsive “germaphobe” either. ‘Cause come Thanksgiving, when you slice your hand open cutting turkey, I’m right in there,with duct tape and a towl applying pressure.
