Hello,Person! My name is Simon. I’m a beagle mix…I don’t know what that means. But I have the EARS. Everyone says that anyway,but then everyone also says “that’s a Jack Russell Terrier.Yeah that’s a Jack Russel Terrier.”
And then dad shows mom this picture and says in a gruff voice
“Oh yeah,he’s a Jack Russel Terrier”
I’m Adopted and so dad thinks I’m half Pointer. Not because of my legs either. But because one night I had diarrhea and pounced on his face to wake him up pointing to the door.
I just really had to go. So I was focused.
I like to collect things. Especially when our pack goes walking. Anything is collectable. And can be added to the pile behind the tree in our yard.
Things of value include
I don’t know about cats
I don’t see many
Just a few
I think they must be from a different kind of pack
I boxed one once but I really wanted his fish toy.There were 4 cats that day. How did I do that? When did I learn to count? Anyway. The black cat looked at me when I walked in and just sat down. She said. “Don’t eat that. Everything doesn’t go in your mouth. Slow down.”
But I couldn’t calm down
I don’t have hands !! Everything goes in my mouth.
So when I ate it.the fish with catnip.she just looked at the wall and said
“Well,now I have 4 hours cleared off my schedule for today…it’s ok…you keep it.”
That was also the day I boxed with a kitten. But then he stuck his head in my mouth and looked at the other cats “taa daa!!”
All the other dogs in our big big den hate the mailman. I don’t know why,they bring my persons food. And boxes and then I get to watch them cook! And tear up the boxes.
Don’t tell anyone
But I also hunt giraffes.
There are a lot of giraffes around here too.
But it’s ok.
I’m working on it.
I’ve got this.
Well, I have to take a nap now.
And wake up mom!
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