So I guess this Star Wars thing is going to be around for a while.
I heard that a guy actually legally changed his name to Darth Vader…
Can’t imagine what his Halloween costume is going to be for 2016….or any prospective children will be named ….
Christmas is over with
So now
Instead of reading
The 12 or 30 days of Anna being greatful in your newsfeed …..
You get to read her resolutions
And pictures of her food
You know
Just before she gets pregnant
Which probably happened because
Of Steve’s gym selfies
I mean
That guy was working really hard
He posted every day
Can we talk about progress.
But
Seriously ….
I was at work the other day
And someone asked me how I keep working around people for so long
And I just said
“Hey man, Donald Trump sends me motivational text messages through out the day ….”
But I was only joking
I’m still waiting on everyone in my newsfeed to tell me they too are only joking ….
Someone else posted lists from Google
“The top states and what you googled …in 2015”
And it wasn’t too far from what we talk about everyday
Terrorism
Politics
People names
That start with the letter O
And I was like
Dude
If you’re THIS stressed
There has got to be another list
Like I want to see the hidden list
The one with that other word that starts with the letter O
I live in Alabama
We had the most names on the Ashley Madison thing
I know I know we are incredibly
Conservative
But still
There’s another list out there
I know it
And so then they handed me
Montana and their top search
Wolves
Way to keep it real Montana
Thank you.
I went to a book store
And
Did you know
Coloring books are back
Like
Adult coloring books
Not that I ever stopped coloring
But damn
I’ve been sitting around
Coloring Dora
And never knew
I could be coloring Paris
Sunglasses
And lingerie ….
For real.
I felt strange though
I paid like
10 to 16 bucks for them
And I actually thought to myself
When I was younger these things were only 2 bucks
It’s funny the things you get excited about after you grow up
Sheets
Coffee makers
Kitchen knives
Kitchen knife sharpners
Kitchen knife sharpners
That actually work
A good nap
Netflix
Bath towels
Showers
More
Showers
A good recipe
Champagne
Champagne is really good
Beer is good
But you feel bloated
And weird after
Vodka is good too
Tequila
Just really cranks in there
Like a navy seal
Grrrr
But champagne
Walks in with lights
And a red dress
And it just seduces you
It’s slower
And you taste it
Because it lingers
You know
Like the internet
And Star Wars
And
That bad red Light
But it’s ok
Because champagne
