I hereby refuse to take a dump
On frost bitten ground
I’ve been holding it
For
One day
My tush needs cush…
I also enjoy the occasional
Devouring or the hunt
My pack calls them toys
I do not understand
Behold my rabbit
The heart of the rabbit …
Gosh
I get a lot of baths
Like one every two weeks
On Wednesdays
My pack!
However
Choose this torture
Daily
For themselves
I don’t understand
I try to watch them
While they make it rain
They seem to enjoy
This torture….
I wear my jacket
On my walks
It’s pretty great
And people wave
Say I’m cute
And look how big I’m getting…
We’ve started visiting mom
At work.
I see some strange people there
But
It’s ok
I low barked
In my throat
And they knew I meant business
So
Yeah
I’m practically ferocious now
Behold
((((Danger)))) (((((peasant beware))))
I have to go cook with dad now.
Chicken!!!!! ….
Thanks for making me smile and giggle.
Thank you for reading!