Greetings Earthlings. 

 I hereby refuse to take a dump 

On frost bitten ground 

I’ve been holding it 

For 

One day 

My tush needs cush…

I also enjoy the occasional 

Devouring or the hunt 

My pack calls them toys 

I do not understand 

  Behold my rabbit 
  
  
The heart of the rabbit …

Gosh 

I get a lot of baths 
Like one every two weeks 

On Wednesdays 

My pack! 

However 

Choose this torture 

Daily 

For themselves 

I don’t understand 

I try to watch them 

While they make it rain 

They seem to enjoy 

This torture….

I wear my jacket 
On my walks 

It’s pretty great 

And people wave 

Say I’m cute 

And look how big I’m getting…
We’ve started visiting mom 
At work. 

I see some strange people there 

But 

It’s ok 

I low barked 

In my throat

And they knew I meant business 

So 

Yeah

I’m practically ferocious now 

Behold 

((((Danger)))) (((((peasant beware))))

  
Oooooh milk bones!! 

I have to go cook with dad now. 

Chicken!!!!! ….