Simon : it was a dark and stormy night…

Ethan: Be still.

Simon: shh dad…I feel  art coming on…

  
Ethan: Simon what are you doing?   
 
Simon:  (((sighs)))

  
Simon: my bowl, it’s empty…surely I will never eat again!

Ethan: good job. We’re having spaghetti. 

Simon: it looks likes worms…

Ethan: well, it’s a good thing you’re not eating then. 

Simon: I don’t want any, I’ve had that meal before. 

Ethan: you need to stop hanging out with the cat. 

Simon: Hey! Where’s your yellow sock?

Ethan: I don’t know…why?

Simon: ok I’m just making sure you still haven’t found it. 

Ethan: hey! Wait a minute !

Simon: Skills dad. I’ve gotta keep them sharp.