Ethan: I see you’re finished with your nap.
Simon: you almost knocked me out dad. I had to nap.
Ethan: that was an accident
Simon: you struck me
Ethan: you slipped and hit my knee.
Simon: a likely story
Ethan: you want another bath?
Simon: these floors are so slippery.my paws just fall right out from under me.
Ethan: if I let you help me clean them, will you promise to be more careful?
Simon: heck yeah!
Simon: Ugh I’ll have to nap first though ….after walking …and napping…
Ethan: whoa slow down there Steve Jobs…
Simon: What’s for dinner???
Ethan: you just ate
Simon: Yeah but your socks have little pizzas on them so I thought about pizza.
Ethan: ok ok we’re having gravy and biscuit with eggs and bacon.
Ethan: but you’re having these nice carrots.
Simon: what? Ugh , diiiscusting. Mom pours the bacon grease over my food.
Ethan: Yeah, but mom is so far away right now… She’s at work and she saw how much you enjoyed that broccoli last night…so we talked about a diet for you.
Simon:This is madness! Look at my fur. It’s like a unicorns. Grrr. What’s a diet anyway?
Ethan: I’m just messing with you.
Simon: HOT! No.
Ethan: Well, give it a second.
Simon: what’s that?
Ethan: it’s yogurt.
Simon: I might like …
Ethan: you don’t like yogurt.
Simon: I might like yogurt.
Ethan: How about a biscuit. And then your food with bacon.
Simon: wait what’s that?
Ethan: it’s broccoli,it’s old.
Simon: I might like broccoli
Ethan: eat your food crazy.