The new sex

We can’t have sex for breakfast 

The cat just carried something dead in

The kids were just behind him 

Coloring the walls 

I don’t know about dinner 

How many calories do you think were in that burrito??

doesn’t matter anyway 

It flared my acid reflux  up

Not now, is Davy peeing on the wall?? 
PUT that shovel DOWN! 

Now,Dear.We don’t bury our pets in the yard

I don’t care how many war movies you watched with dad…

We can’t have sex for breakfast…I haven’t had my coffee…all seven pots 

I’ll meet you back here at noon 

You get the kids favorite video 

I’ll Vaseline the door knob 

We’ll spoon under the covers 

Naps are the new sex

  

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