We can’t have sex for breakfast
The cat just carried something dead in
The kids were just behind him
Coloring the walls
I don’t know about dinner
How many calories do you think were in that burrito??
doesn’t matter anyway
It flared my acid reflux up
Not now, is Davy peeing on the wall??
PUT that shovel DOWN!
Now,Dear.We don’t bury our pets in the yard
I don’t care how many war movies you watched with dad…
We can’t have sex for breakfast…I haven’t had my coffee…all seven pots
I’ll meet you back here at noon
You get the kids favorite video
I’ll Vaseline the door knob
We’ll spoon under the covers
Naps are the new sex