Simon: I want to go on another road trip. 

Ethan: We just went to get books,man. 

  
Simon: The fantastic adventure of traveling. I even drank from a cup. 

Ethan: Too bad you can only pee at home…

Simon: Too bad you can only drive in circles… and that’s not my grass,Dad. I only pee at home. On my grass. 
Ethan: Smile for mom. 

  
Simon: Helloooo mother 

 Simon: I stole Salmon scraps out of the trash while dad wasn’t looking.

Ethan:  What happened to the floor!