Ethan: (answers phone) Hey,lady.
Simon: Hey, Dad!
Ethan: What? Simon! why do you have moms phone?
Simon: I woke up and you’re not here!
Ethan: I’m on my way to work. You just saw me leave.
Simon: Sigh. Mom is napping. I’m bored.
Simon: So,how’s it going?
Ethan: This traffic is terrible.
Simon: Uh huh-got it. So, will I be getting any treats tonight?
Ethan: I don’t know. You’ll have to wait and see and be good for –
Simon: About that last part.Well,what if I did something really really bad….