Ethan: It’s mom’s month.
Ethan: You know, her birthday. So we celebrate all month.
Simon: Oh is that why you wrapped a huuuge Christmas present?
Ethan: You said it looked good!
Ethan: You know I can’t answer that. That’s an unfair question. This is our 42nd post. You can’t just say things…
Simon: I know, I loved our celebration party.
Ethan: What party?
Simon: Never mind.
Ethan: Hey,Babe… No …yeah I ate some donuts. They’re on the couch… No …I only had two….
Ethan: it never fails…
Simon: Did she see the present?
Ethan: She saw the sprinkles!! In her carpet! With glaze!!