Simon: Take my bones, take my treats, but you can’t take the wild from me… Ohhh hello butterfly.
Simon: My pack is on an adventure!
This must be what a mountain lion feels like…
Too bad dad got lost
Ethan: I’m not lost.
Simon: Oh he’s lost. I’m descended from the wolf. These are new trails. It’s ok mom. I’ve got this.
Mom:Babe, none of this looks familiar. Should we turn around and just go back?
Ethan: Nah, This won’t be a problem. The trail will come out in the end.
Mom: Every time you say that….
Simon: Hey dad, is it time for the LOST PERSON photo?
Simon : If you think you’ve seen this beagle please call…..
Ethan: See, we’re almost through with the trail.
Mom: It’s a dirt road….with people camping….we never saw this!
What’s your phone say ?
Ethan: uhhh there’s no signal. Let’s just go right.
Two hours later .
Mom:how much further?
Simon: Wow dad, mom is really glaring at you.
Mom: A car. Ask this person for help.
Ethan: So they’re saying we should’ve went left. And then it is at the end of the road.
Mom: We!!! You. You should have went left. Come here and let me explain something about equal partnership to you. It’s called listening.
Simon: Maybe we will see the mighty grizzly bear. Or a panther! Grrr.
Mom: How far?
Ethan: 43 minutes.
Mom:
Ethan:You can give the ring back if you want. You know, If we make it.
44 minutes later
Simon: Look! There’s our car.
Mom: wait! where’s my cell phone! Son of a ….
