Simon: Hey dad!
Ethan: where’ve you been?
Simon: playing in the grass.
Ethan: Oh god, I think I’m going to be sick…what is that smell!
Simon: it’s great right! I call it Dead Beast. Or maybe Summer Musk, I don’t know what it is but…
Ethan: come on we’re taking a bath!
Simon: No!
Ethan: ok fine I guess I’ll go outside by myself then. (Dry heaves from the smell of Simon.)
Simon: outside! I want to go outside! I’m ready!
Ethan: (picks up Simon,dry heaves again) oh god, this so bad.
Simon: wait,wait it’s not bath day! I thought we were going back outside? Don’t You have to check the mail? I think I hear the UPS man! This isn’t right Wednesday is bath day!
Simon: You lied to me. This isn’t going to reflect well on your polls dad.
