Ethan:Don’t eat that! It’s dumpster sludge. Gross.
Ethan: What’s in your mouth? Spit that out!
Ethan: Don’t eat that!
Ethan: Wait, why’s it so quiet, Where’s Simon? …Simon??? What are you doing, buddy?
Ethan: You see? This is why you can’t eat dead things. It makes you throw up. Don’t look at me like that. Ok let’s go take a bath. You need a bath. You have to have a bath. Bath. Simon get out from under the table,buddy. I still love you. We’ll eat Cheetos and watch Buffy. I promise. Only the good episodes, not the ones with Dawn.
Adopt Don’t shop. You won’t regret it.