Simon: Wakey wakey, come on dad, it’s 10:33 time to get up and be a pack!
Ethan: Mgph…no. I’m a loner. Leave me alone.
Simon: Dad. I let you sleep in three whole minutes. Do you even know how long that is in dog time?
Ethan: ((hides under covers)) go away, I’ll take you back to the shelter.
Simon: (singing while walking up the covers) bum bum bum bum I’m gonna cross the river Jordan bum bum I’m gonna watch the walls come down, Jericho !
Simon: Morning dad.
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