Ethan: No you’re not.
Simon : I can feel my heartbeat in my paws!
Ethan: it was one street.
Simon: Let’s show mom our new muscles!
Ethan: They don’t grow that fast
Simon: Then why can I feel them growing?
Ethan: What did you eat in the walk?
Simon: Dad. Dad. I’m a dog.
Simon: Oh boy!
Ethan: you ready?
Simon: I’m a lion…no no…I’m Batdog!
Ethan: I take it you’re ready. Look at the camera.
Ethan: that’s the last time I let you stay up and watch Batman…