Simon : sniff sniff sniff 

Ethan: What are you doing Simon?

Simon: morning dad! I’m looking for agedness. 

Ethan: what?

Simon: It’s your birthday! You aged 7 years. Good news. You look the same as yesterday. What’s your secret?

 Ethan: What’s this? 

Ethan: it’s a present?

Simon: I got you my birthday hat.  

 
Simon: Happy Birthday, Dad. I love you.  

 Simon: Oh boy. I can’t wait for mom to see this.