Simon: Hey dad! Whatcha doin’?
Ethan: Wrapping Mom’s Christmas present. See? Gotta get a head start.
Simon: Ohhhh that’s a good present. She’s a nice woman. You should get her something. Listen, about women. I’ve been reading, and I think you’re possessed.
Ethan: I really hope you mean depressed.
Simon: I’ve even got a headband. Let’s do it dad.
Ethan: As persuasive as your argument is, you do realize your mom and I are together right? Hence, the gift.
Simon: What? Are you serious? Well, this is fantastic. Good job dad.
Ethan: Yeah, you even call her mom.
Simon: Well, yeah dad. That’s her name. Make sure you put it on the present. I just thought she came over and liked to hang out. She does steal my side of the bed …but I was trying not to say anything.