Simon: Hey dad! What are we going to do today?
Ethan: I’ve got to give you a bath…
Ethan: It’s just a bath.
Simon: But you worked so late. You should be tired.
Ethan: It’s gotta happen, be a man.
Simon: I’m a dog.
Ethan: I’m not going to trick you. But- if you come out, I’ll give you a peanut butter cracker and I’ll let you help me mop the floor.
Simon: Easy bargain for you dad. I’m probably going to be dead. (Hops in bath tub)
Ethan: Ok ready for a rinse? Good boy.
Simon: Rats. So close!
Ethan: You got it.
Simon: I still get a cracker?
Ethan: I’ve got it right here. Extra peanut butter.
Simon: Oh boy. Just like my tooth paste. And don’t forget my ears. They’ve been itchy.
Ethan: Sure thing boss.