Simon: Hey dad!
Ethan: Oh,hey.
Simon: Can I borrow the keys to the car?
Ethan: Youuu cannot drive
Simon: What!
Ethan: it’s impossible. How would you even…
Simon: We have to go see mom. Take me to the hospital.
Ethan: Why?
Simon: I’m very sickly.
Ethan:…
Simon: I’m hungry.
Ethan: …
Simon: There was this woman there last time. She smelled good and she had food. She patted my head but forgot to share.
Ethan: People are not going to just give you food.
Simon: I have my ways.
Ethan: Oh my god.
Simon: Ok I’m calling mom. Yes. Hello, hospital? Put mom on the phone.What? This is an emergency.
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