Simon: Dear Nurse Lady. Something terrible has happened. Dad got married.
You have to come back and remind dad how much better you are. It is really importance.
Ethan: Simon, what are you doing?
Simon: This is importance!
Ethan: Another letter?
Simon: Shhh
Ethan: Dude, we ARE married.
Simon: I know,and now I have to fix it. I’m going to call PawPR, Did you even tell her you have a dog….
Ethan: No no. L and I are married. She’s just at work this week. You have got the worst memory ever. We’ve talked about this.
Simon: What! You got married! You guys never tell me anything around here. Well I’m sure my letter helped persuade her.
Ethan: Actually….
Simon: Oh boy! I guess I better start Christmas shopping. Maybe I can sing a Christmas Carol.
Ethan: Please don’t
Simon: I wonder if she’s heard Silent Night.