Ethan: Come out Simon. I’m sorry. 

Simon: You yelled at me. 

Ethan: I’ve thrown five toys to you…you’ve ignored them all…how many do I have to throw?

Simon: Probably three more. 

Ethan: You were eating poop. From a strange animal. You can’t do that. 

Simon: You hurt my heart,Dad. 

Ethan: I’m sorry. Let’s just eat pop corn and watch Netflix. 

Simon: Can I take a selfie? 

Simon takes a selfie.