Ethan: Come out Simon. I’m sorry.
Simon: You yelled at me.
Ethan: I’ve thrown five toys to you…you’ve ignored them all…how many do I have to throw?
Simon: Probably three more.
Ethan: You were eating poop. From a strange animal. You can’t do that.
Simon: You hurt my heart,Dad.
Ethan: I’m sorry. Let’s just eat pop corn and watch Netflix.
Simon: Can I take a selfie?
Simon takes a selfie.