Simon: Ok, now kiss eachother. Looks great. Beautiful couple. 
Ethan: Thanks,dude.
Simon: You gonna settle up or what?
Ethan: …
Simon: A treat dad. You gotta pay me,man. I don’t work for free.
Ethan: Your whole lifestyle is free. You sleep 16 hours on an electric blanket and refuse to walk through water. How can you call yourself a Beagle.
Ethan: Ok everybody, it’s time for our family Christmas picture. 
Simon: Wait wait. I’ve got to get something.
Ethan: No.
L: Just one year can we take a decent Christmas picture.
Simon: I’ve got it!
Ethan: No toys in the family picture.
Simon: Why not?
L: Because it looks like a butt plug. Now spit it out.
Ethan: Everybody smile.
Simon: My toy!
Happy Holidays
You can’t buy love but you can rescue it. Adopt today.
