Ethan: You want to to take the trash out with me?
Simon: Wait! I have to get my sweater. Ok – I’m ready.
Ethan: I have to get started on our Christmas cards,man.
Simon: We should give one to the trash man. They have the coolest job!
Ethan: Think I should get mom some socks…is that a good present? The big fuzzy ones.
Simon: I don’t know, I don’t wear socks.
Ethan: That’s awesome man.
Simon: Really? We’ve been practicing.
Simon: Yeah, the new house cat said I would look like an idiot. But I said ohhh no I wouldn’t. My dad would think it was hilarious. Can we have cheeseburgers? With Oreos and bacon!