I tried to write this as humorously as possible
It’s been a crazy week hasn’t it.
Kind of makes you wish you were still in 2016 just crying everyday over a new celebrity death.
I mean really. I know why they could only take aerial photos of the inauguration. All the cameras were at protest rallies.
They’re so many.
And if it were a Democrat in office. Everyone would be whispering “shhh calm down.” To their neighbours. Because this is the kind of behaviour that gets you martial law.
I bet the Republican does it first .
These are crazy times
I’m not gonna lie
Even comedians at this point are like “I got nothing man.”
Everything is happening so fast
And reality is stranger than fiction
And then they told us that there is alternative fiction – which is actually – reality.
I thought they meant Donald Trump had published his Twitter Feed and all of those executive orders were just book signings. I swear at one point I said…
“I’ve read that one. You remember it on his marketing campaign, the one with walls and hand gestures and then those chapters with the pussy.”
I don’t even know where to begin
I mean honestly
This is really happening …
You can’t get upset about everything that’s what got us into this – crying and whining and trying to please everyone – apologising
Meanwhile a mad man closed the golden gates and replaced it with a golden Tower stamped with his name
But hey, what did his voters say? What was that?
“He doesn’t apologise. He says what he means” I mean there weren’t that many of them.
But don’t tell them that.
They only watch “Faux” News
So they genuinely believe they had a massive,historical,huge voter and inaugural turnout
We could probably learn something from that. Kind of like when you were in high school, and the girl went for some other guy and you were like …”but why??”
And she said ” he doesn’t apologize” we all know she felt differently years later when he hit her but still…
Forget about it
I was homeschooled
I was outside holding up leaves saying
“Look what Jesus did.”
I don’t know anything about high school
What I’m saying is we’ve got work to do.
The south generally likes to think of our country as a “Christian nation.”
We’ve made great leaps
thank you Obama
We don’t teach “abstinence only”
In schools anymore
And generally we all are open minded – we changed our minds about things and we all are very much progressive.
Because since when is withholding
Information a good idea or road to understanding …
Oh yeah. Sorry EPA and Science community. You guys can just buff out these scars on the earth in four years right? Just throw some Miracle Grow on it or something??
I am all for rebuilding our infrastructure- it’s not like it wasn’t on Obama’s list of things to do though. And even tuning up healthcare but hey some of these methods are insane
Just imagine if the numbers of people who will be without healthcare-and likely die- were going to be without guns instead …
Republicans would dig up Ronald Reagan (he would be surprised by their affinity for Russia) and use his bones for witch craft. The protest would be over night.
But guns aren’t on the table
Just human lives
But they’ve already been “born” so fuck them.
We’re not pro life
Just postponed abortion
We’ll give you 18 years and then give you a gun and send you off to war.
Which brings us to freedom of religion
Which also, means
Freedom from your religion
If you want to tell me how we are a Christian only nation
And immigrants are taking our jobs
And it’s unsafe
I’ll tell you your church is a cult
Your children believe in a flat earth
And careful, or your kid might get sex – ed from children’s church
But they won’t know what’s happening because hey, you just taught abstinence
You didn’t actually give them information about their body or the science of sex
We’re all about going out
Into the world
It’s the great commission right?
You would think at some point we would stop at the airport
And notice the refugees
“You know what? I think it might be easier if we just stay here instead. Maybe open these gates a little wider. Help them learn English and get a job.”
But we don’t do that
Instead we make fun of their struggling second third or fourth language to our barely Uno
And we campaign for a sadistic
And then go to mission training programs
Because that’s what Jesus would do…
The fact is
We only love you
If you stay over there
Go back to Syria
We don’t want your war torn hands
On our church basketball court
We’ll send you a shoe box and a bible
And make sure to make you pray to Jesus because that’s the most important thing
We have a lot of learning to do
At the end of the day
For the white ones of us
We will learn
To wake up
we have a civil duty
We have to defend these liberties
We can lose these
We are a free society
And we want you to be able to read your Muslim books on our planes
And have a job
And pray to whatever god you want
Because you become better doctors
And better scientists
You know things that will be written
That I need to read
Because you CHOSE to come here
I was just born here.
We will make it through this
But a lot of us might not live through this
Even if this is a good administration
It won’t erase what it was run under
And we won’t ever forget how it was defended
And it won’t erase
The fact that we made excuses
And Syria could be any of us
Syria doesn’t exist
There’s nothing to go back to
In today’s climate
Any one man government
Can end the world for a nation
Or the world
Syria can be any of us
It’s a crazy year
And it’s just begun
The majority of us
Are open minded
Critical thinking people
And we want the best
And we want them to have
We are a melting pot