Simon: Hey dad! Mom won’t answer my question. I think it’s because she doesn’t smart like you
Ethan: I’m sorry. Run that by me again?
Simon: Mom told me to ask you what doggie cancer is.
Ethan: Nope! (Grabs jacket to leave room.)
Simon: What! Can I eat it? Do you not know? Let’s look it up!
Ethan: Nope I can’t. I’m late for my underwater breathing excercises. I sure hope today is piranha day! 
