Simon: Hey dad! Mom won’t answer my question. I think it’s because she doesn’t smart like you 

Ethan: I’m sorry. Run that by me again? 

Simon: Mom told me to ask you what doggie cancer is.

Ethan: Nope! (Grabs jacket to leave room.) 

Simon: What! Can I eat it? Do you not know? Let’s look it up! 

Ethan: Nope I can’t. I’m late for my underwater breathing excercises. I sure hope today is piranha day!