Simon: I’m telling you. We’re going to get a dog park dad. And the dog catcher, the dog catcher is going to pay for it. It’s going to be the best.
Ethan: Get out of the street Simon! Do you want to get killed?
Simon: Cars are not dangerous dad. They have never hurt anyone.
Ethan: Uhm. That is not accurate.
Simon: It’s an alternative fact. I read it on Bright Bark and The Glaze last night. I am telling you. Cars get a bad rap dad! Such lies.
Ethan: (kicks Simon)
Simon: Ow! What was that for!
Ethan: That was me kicking you. A car is two tons and moves at 55 or more miles an hour. Imagine how that feels. See this flat squirrel? It used to be alive.
Simon: Say,dad. What are Dog fighting rings? Do they fight squirrels? Box The Chickens or hunt snacks? I saw a show about it on the Netflix.
Ethan: Nope. Don’t watch that. Go play in the street or something. I’ll tell you when you’re older.