Simon: Happy Valentine’s Day dad. I saved you my favorite dog treat.
Ethan:Simon, Valentine’s Day is MOM day.
Simon: Ok. I didn’t want to say anything but bad news dad. I think mom is dead.
Ethan: She’s asleep. We let her sleep. It’s her day.
Simon: Oh well she is very convincing. Now, about these pop tarts on your plate.
Ethan: Happy Valentine’s Day. Idiot.