Simon: Dad! I need you to take me to the store! I have to get mom a valentine.
Ethan: Hold on, calm down, crazy. What do you have that she likes.
Simon: Nothing. I have nothing. Dad. I’m a dog. Now give me 10 dollars so I can go shopping.
Ethan: 10 dollars! Why would I give you 20 dollars. I’m not giving you fifty dollars. Take her this flower and we will make her a card and you can give her a hug.
Simon: That’s stupid dad. I better bring her a treat.
Ethan: Ok. If you say so.
(Simon trots off)
Simon: Great idea dad! Now give me another one.
Ethan: What? Did she actually-Why?
Simon: I had to make sure it wasn’t stale dad. It was delicious she’ll love this next one.