Simon: I don’t know dad. Are you sure this is a reputable recipe? What are their qualifications?
Ethan: Does it look done? I think it’s done.
Simon: I say we add some kerosene! Torch it dad just to be safe.
Ethan: Slow down there, Barney Fife. You want to try it first?
Simon: We could get mom, or we could call a neighbor.