Ethan: Uhm yes, hello. This is Ethan. My dog,the idiot, Simon. He ate five Hershey kisses. Do I need to do anything?
Vet: Did he eat the wrappers?
Ethan: No. no, I don’t think he liked those.
Vet: Was it milk chocolate or dark?
Ethan: milk with almonds
Vet: (laughs) ok ok he should be ok. Just monitor him for a few hours, he might get a little sick to his stomach but he should be ok.
Ethan: Thank you.
Simon: Hey, dad, how about some more of those chocolates. Those are delicious.
Ethan: You- you – idiot
Simon: (under the table) It’s ok. You can just package them for me instead. Like a present.
Ethan: I’ll show you a present. You scared me half to death.
Simon: Seems a bit drastic but ok. (You can never be too agreeable when your human is emotional)