Beagle in the City #132

Ethan: Uhm yes, hello. This is Ethan. My dog,the idiot, Simon. He ate five  Hershey kisses. Do I need to do anything? 

Vet: Did he eat the wrappers? 

Ethan: No. no, I don’t think he liked those. 

Vet: Was it milk chocolate or dark?

Ethan: milk with almonds 

Vet: (laughs) ok ok he should be ok. Just monitor him for a few hours, he might get a little sick to his stomach but he should be ok. 

Ethan: Thank you. 

Simon: Hey, dad, how about some more of those chocolates. Those are delicious. 

Ethan: You- you – idiot 

Simon: (under the table) It’s ok. You can just package them for me instead. Like a present. 

Ethan: I’ll show you a present. You scared me half to death.

 Simon:  Seems a bit drastic but ok.  (You can never be too agreeable when your human is emotional) 

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