Simon: Ugh, slow down or open a window dad. Your driving is making me car sick. I think you need lessons.
Ethan: You need to stay away from the cocoa and chocolate.
Simon: Oh boy, did you bring any? Open a window, this car is so small, I can’t breathe.
Ethan: I want you to meet someone. 
Dog: Hey guys! My name is Megablaster! But you can call me anything.
Simon: Hey! My name is Get over here!
Ethan: Please, Your name is Simon.
Simon: Who’s that?
Ethan: …
Humphrey: I like you. It’s as if we understand each other. Do you enjoy cheese?
Ethan: I’m going to call you Rufus, or Humphrey. I’m also lactose intolerant. But my wife…
Simon: Hey! Hey! Hey! Have you ever..have you ever seen grass? Or rode in a car ? You probably have. I rode in a car just now. Have you ever had chocolates? 
Humphrey: I think your dog is broke. He keeps offering me drugs.
Ethan: He’s an awkward homeschooler. I’m sorry.
Humphrey: It’s ok.
Simon: Hey watch how fast I can run!!
Regarding Samuel 