Simon: Hey dad! Watcha doing?
Ethan: Writing.
Simon: The secret treasure map!
Ethan: Not quite that.
Simon: Area 51!
Ethan:Strike two. It’s National Poetry month. I am trying to write 30 poems.
Simon: Oh, well you should write about garbage. It’s very powerful.
Ethan: That’s a good idea. I’ll consider it.
Simon: Dog bones…
Ethan: The struggle of having anal sacks…
Simon: Don’t write that. Are you erasing that? You should erase that.
Regarding Samuel 