Ethan: So what did you do today?
Simon: I napped mostly. What are we going to do today? What? Why are you getting in bed, I just got up.
Ethan: It’s my leisure time
Jelly beans and reading
Simon: What chapter are we on? I know who did the murder…
Ethan: How? Did you read it while I was not here!
Simon: No no I watched it on Netflix
Ethan: Fill the moat! You will be banished!
Ethan: Struck from h-istory!!!