Ethan: So what did you do today?

Simon: I napped mostly. What are we going to do today? What? Why are you getting in bed, I just got up. 

Ethan: It’s my leisure time 

Jelly beans and reading

Podcasts

Writing 

Neck pillow 

Simon: What chapter are we on? I know who did the murder…

Ethan: How? Did you read it while I was not here!

Simon: No no I watched it on Netflix  

Ethan: Fill the moat! You will be banished! 

Simon: What!

Ethan: Struck from h-istory!!! 

Simon: Noooo!