Today I will relax
I will read more
I will clean more
I will be healthy
I will want a beer
But I won’t drink one
I will
Rather than get depressed
laugh at the fact that
Alabama
Finally impeached it’s Governor
But
The United States has an ‘Alabama Government ‘
Today
I will get out of bed
Walk Simon
Pine Sol the apartment
Polish the hardwood
Clean the kitchen
Clean the bathrooms
Good god
Dump the pine sol in the shower
(Why are humans so disgusting
Everyone wants to go back to the past
Back to bad hygiene?
Before showers?
And razors?
Sounds terrific
Enjoy all of that
This is why we have
People who can remember
To put a gun on their hip
To go to the store at 11am
But forgets to put deodorant on)
Vacuum the carpets
Hope I spelled “vacuum” correctly
Dust the shades over the lights
Have you seen that dust?
It’s pretty damn bad.
Today I will consider working out
But choose to read instead
Make soup
Watch pbs
And listen to podcast while getting ingredients for soup (because I also need sponges and pine sol)
You have to justify getting out some times
And sponges are a good justification
I will also remember to put my wife’s scrubs in the dryer
But only while I’m brushing Simon
Because he walked past me vacuuming and – dude- he sheds
He sheds so bad he could do a commercial for doggie baldness
Only
He’s not bald
Or balding
Today
I will relax
I will not worry
I will read to my dog
And I will take him with me to the store
We will see termites eating a tree
And we will talk about that on the way home.
Today I will relax.
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Regarding Samuel 