Ethan: Oh my gosh. This couch is killing my hip. I can’t move. Call 911 Simon.
Simon: I can’t, I don’t know how to unlock your phone. And it doesn’t recognise my paw print. . . See? Doesn’t recognise it.
Ethan: Ok I’m gonna just roll off. Hey, is your bed comfortable? I’ll just lay here for a minute. Holy- this is great. Why don’t you sleep here more man.
Simon: Hey, I’ll lay down with you dad. I’m always down for naps.
two hours later
L: what the heck, Why are you asleep in the floor?