Simon: Hey dad! 
Ethan: Hey,man. What’s up?
Simon: Nothing much. I just woke up from my nap. Why do you have wrapping paper? Is it my birthday already? Are we having a party?
Ethan: Well,
Simon: Hold on I’ve got an itch….
Ethan: I’m getting ready for mom’s birthday next month. The month of L. She will get a present every week.
Simon: Hold it. I’ve got the best thing! Ok wrap this with it!
Ethan: What is it?
Simon: I don’t know, I found it in the yard and it fit in my mouth.
Ethan: it’s – it’s a bug.
Simon: isn’t it fantastic! 
Ethan: Tell me you don’t have more of these ….
Simon: …
Ethan: SIMON!
Regarding Samuel 