That moment you realise you’ve successfully documented your best friends life with over 157 blog posts and countless images….
And they’re not even two yet. 
Simon: are you talking about me?
Ethan: well, yeah man.
Simon: Well I was looking at that paper on the wall…it has mom’s name on it…so what shelter did you get her from?
Ethan: marriage…it doesn’t work like that…
Simon: It looks like it says…
Ethan: it doesn’t . 
Adopt don’t shop
Regarding Samuel 