Ethan: it’s almost your birthday. You won’t be a puppy anymore. You’ll be two. What are your plans? You’re not going to move out or anything? Smoke some cigars, borrow the car…
Simon: I’ve decided to grow a beard, dad. Check it out. I’m way more serious now. Do you see it?
Ethan: What? Who’s this old dog talking to me? Where is Simon? My puppy?
Simon: Dad.
Ethan: What have you done?? Who are you?
Regarding Samuel 