Simon: Dear doggy journal. Today, was the best today in the history of today. I saw, a truck that had nothing but donuts! It has to be the greatest job in the history of job.
I know what I’m going to be when I go out and get job. I’m going to be Donut Beagle. And drive my very own truck. I can’t believe dad did not tell me this is a job. But he does yell at me when I take his donuts…more like…do-nots!