Ethan: I came home as soon as I could buddy. Let’s walk.

Simon: Hey dad! It’s my birthday!

Ethan: you want to help me eat some cake?

Simon: oh boy, I’m 2 now. I can’t believe it. That’s like 14. That’s cray cray.

Ethan: What?

Simon: I looked up some new words for street youths.

Ethan: You live inside, and take naps all day on a fuzzy pillow, under a blanket.