Ethan: Yeah, I’ll have the wonton soup with an egg roll and a Diet Coke. Ugh…hold on I forgot my card. I’ll be right back.
(Simon runs in the front door. Straight to the counter.)
Simon: Excuse me dad!
Ethan: What the !
Simon: Wow! China smells awesome! It’s smaller than I expected…
Simon: Yes! I would like to make an order. Dad always gets it wrong. Chinese donuts. An egg roll. And some duck sauces. Where do you keep the ducks?
Ethan: Simon! Come on buddy.
Simon: I gotta go guys. Hey! This kitchen is cool! Where’s the front door? Excuse me! Sorry! There’s the front door! … Bye dad!
L: I’m not laughing. I’m sorry. He jumped out of the window and followed you.
Ethan: Hello child of Lucifer.
Simon: Oh hey dad. Did you get my donuts? China is cool. Next time let’s go to Japan. I wonder where they keep the rice patches?