Simon: Dad! Dad! Daaaaaad!
Simon: Well, you don’t have to YELL. Dad, I’m just right here.
Ethan: What is it?
Simon: Never mind. Maybe I don’t want to tell you anymore. We’ll just let anybody come around from now on. You obviously don’t care about my protective services!
Ethan: Simon, just tell me what the heck it is…
Simon: The mail ran…
Ethan: oh! well why didn’t you say something! Speak up…
Simon: All right! My man, my mailman, man. I can’t believe my mail already ran. Are you getting faster ?(nervous laugh)
FedEx guy: Here’s your treat.
Simon: Thanks, here’s a hi five to take home to the kids.
Simon: You have to respect the natural order,dad. Stay on their good side…they have all the power. Postal packages with milkbone crumbs.