Simon: Dad!! Where’d you go?? I’m so glad you’re home!
Ethan: I was on the porch having coffee…
Simon: But…why didn’t you take me? Are you mad at me? Tell me the truth I can take it.
Ethan: Simon, we went to the store, two stores together, we ate sandwiches together, we played with the ball outside and went for our walk…we even took a nap! I just wanted to drink coffee.
Simon: I don’t understand, I could have helped you drink the coffee. Tell me the truth, you don’t love me anymore. You found a new best friend. I knew it! 
Ethan: You’re such an idiot. Help me eat these pretzels and watch Netflix.
Simon: Hey, is this That ’70s Show? I love this show!
