Ethan : Simon,we’re back from vacation! Did you have a good time at grandmas?
Simon: What? Who are you?
Ethan: It’s ME your best friend. Come on man don’t be like this.
Simon: Grandmother, I don’t know these peasants, remove them from my presence immediately.
Ethan: Dude, I saw a dolphin. A real dolphin.
Simon: I don’t care about fishes. . . So what’s the big bath like anyway.
Ethan: That’s the ocean. See, I knew you would come around.
Simon: Well, let me remind you of a little film called Homeward Bound. I thought I was going to have to go into the forest and find you.
Ethan: That’s just a movie.
Simon: The greatest documentary ever made, dad. 
Regarding Samuel 