Ethan: Hey, where’s my pizza? Lindz said there was pizza?
Simon: hey dad, we JUST had pizza, you totally missed it.
Ethan: you ate ALL my pizza.
Simon: No I said we had pizza…
Ethan: A whole pizza!
Simon: I’m pretty tired. Ugh. I feel bloated.
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Ethan lives in Alabama with his shelter dog and cat, Simon and Francis.
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