Simon: Your Birthday is Wednesday dad. How do you feel? Can you feel it coming? You’re going to age seven years. Anything getting harder? How’s the stairs treating you? Should we start taking the ramp? 

Ethan: Simon, I thought you had a present for me?

Simon: Oh yeah! It’s under the covers, let me under…its down here somewhere…(lays down)

Ethan: Liar.