Ethan: Why are you judging me? You have food. You eat exactly half of your food.
Simon: I checked your Short Bread Cookies and I didn’t find any short breads.
Ethan: man! You have got to stop eating all of the food around here.
Simon: Yeah but what about these popped corns.
Ethan: tell me you did not eat the cake I left for mom. . .
Simon: I did not eat the delicious cake you left for mom.