Simon: Heyyy dad! Murray Christmas!
Ethan: What did you do today?
Simon: I waited on you, like I always do.
Ethan: I’ve got to get you some presents…
Simon: I want a new blanket, some treats, a new maze toy, it’s obvious this is not a present tree.
Ethan: those stuffed reindeer are ornaments not toys.
Simon: This is why I love you. And also, I can’t remember.