Simon: What are we doing? What’s that?
Ethan: It’s a golf club. I’m practicing my grip…
Simon: Grip? Well I can do that. If you want to grip it, just grab it like this, and pin it to the ground, and shaaaake it.
Ethan: Give me that. Not that kind of grip. Now. I’m going to hit this ball.
Simon: BALL!
Ethan: Stay. No, stay, do you want me to knock your brains out by accident? Stay – right there.
Simon: I’m a good boy. I’ll stay right here, and then I’ll go get the – BALL!!
Simon: where did it go?
Ethan: It’s out there. Go get it.
Simon: Where?
Ethan: use your nose.
Simon: Oh yeah!
Simon: I godt it. Bleh. It’s kind of wet. Let’s do it again. 
Regarding Samuel 